<I bought a gift card for myself so I could purchase music downloads for my mp3 player. (Even though I knew most of the music I wanted to download would be 'edited for content'. *Spits* Because Lord knows, if I hear Godsmack howl an obscenity my soul will put up a 'For Sale' sign, Beelzebub will come a-whirlin' in to take possession, and the next thing you know I'm running down little old ladies on my way to the Church of Satan Ladie's Auxillary meeting. As if I don't do that already. Shee. But I digress...) So I made sure to ask the guy in the electronics department if the downloads would play on my slightly generic mp3 player. He said yes. I came home tra la la, went to the website and hey, guess what? All the downloads are WMV files. Can't play those on my mp3 player. Thank you, clueless electronics department guy. I could probably play the downloads on my pc, or use the card to buy other (crappy, overpriced) Wal-mart merchandise on the internet, but to quote Pete in Shaun of the Dead: "Well, ****-a-doodle-doo." That's not what I wanted the card for, is it. 

*Breathes*